Oh Poop!

Diaper explosion!

Here is a quick story for ya...one that is quite nasty... but laughable.
So, about an hr ago I fed Claire.  No problem there... but its what happens AFTER the feeding that's the big problem!  I had Claire propped up on my lap while making silly noises and talking to her.  This went on for several minutes...I would make her giggle and then maybe stand her up to have her drool and give me another one of her open mouth smiles where she is really wanting to put something in her mouth. Well, her bowels were ready to do their business because after sitting her back down again she let off a stream of toots and then grunted a few times followed by the normal nasty poop sound in her diaper.  Well, knowing what was waiting for me within the diaper I held her up and then it came.... the slow, creeping flow of poop dripping from the bottom of her pant legs onto my lap!!!  Yes, the poop had exploded from her diaper and now a gross, yellowish green puddle was forming on my nice, WHITE sweater! What to do?! What to do!??! Where do I go to make the mess less of a smeared disaster!?? I slowly rolled up the bottom of my soiled sweater and then placed Claire in a sitting position cradled to me while I gently tiptoed into my bathroom, grabbed the towel and threw it on the floor and placed her on it.  I kept rolling up my sweater until I had it off of me then noticed more poop was creamed on one leg of my jeans as well and all over my hands! Stink, stink, stink!!! Gross, gross, GROSS!!!
Well, after both of us were in a fresh change of clothes and went through a mountain of baby wipes everything was wiped up and manageable...
Claire is now snugly sleeping and Ive got many articles of clothing to rinse out baby poop from and wash.  So goes the life of a mother dealing with normal tasks of taking care of an infant.... lets just say, I'm not sure if daddy's could handle it. ;)